~1000 BC
~200 AD
- Struggle to get going in the morning
- Want to build stress resilience
- Looking for a small daily act of self-discipline
- Frequently sick in winter
- Heart arrhythmias
- High blood pressure, diabetes
- Strength training planned right after
Cold showers aren't a TikTok trend.
The guy who knew this 175 years ago was a Bavarian priest with tuberculosis — accused of quackery by the church and banished to Bavaria. And he was right anyway. Sebastian Kneipp, Wim Hof, Andrew Huberman: three generations, one insight. The rest is shower.
Tomorrow I start. Cold showers, every morning, for a week. I might tap out on day one — it's been a cold spring and warm water is right there. We'll see.
So far, so cold. Turned out I was invited to a spa — saunas, hot tubs, the works. I did the Kneipp thing, the "adventure shower" (aggressively ice cold, dramatic lighting), and took a swim in the 18°C outside pool. Also: mixed sauna, fully nude, everyone pretending that's completely normal. Very funny, those Austrians. Day one technically counts. Felt a little like cheating. But still.
Today was different. Yesterday had the spa buffer — today it was just me and the cold tap. I only made it to the ankles. Not exactly a victory lap. It's my birthday, my head was elsewhere, and the shower was unforgiving. But I did it. Cold shower is cold shower.
A Reddit user recommended skipping the toes-first approach — just step under, head to shoulders, all at once. Honestly? That's how I do it anyway. Like jumping into a cold lake — I could never wade in slowly. Same instinct. It actually helped. And it cleared my head.